THE LATE THIRDS ARCADE

DESK WORK

Class is technically in session. Aim accordingly.

SCORE0
PAPERS9
ASSIGNMENT1/9
STREAK0
BEST0

NOW DUE

WASTE MANAGEMENT

Start with the trash bin. The floor already has enough paper.

NO SUBSTITUTE REQUIRED

One paper football. Several bad decisions.

Pull back and release, flick forward, or use the controls below. Every paper advances the class period, hit or miss.

ROOM QUIET The teacher is asleep. This is now an opportunity.

PAPER CONTROLS

Pull back from the football, flick forward, or use the sliders.
AIM CENTER / FLICK 62
2000 Bullseye Post-it 1400 Film. Win. Film. mug 900 Wastebasket 750 Hand uprights 550 Empty can 125 Wake-up call

DESK WORK SYLLABUS

Pull. Release. Explain nothing.

  1. Start at the paper football near the bottom of the room. Pull back and release, or flick toward a target.
  2. Aim and Flick sliders provide a precise fallback.
  3. Every paper advances the assignment. Targets remain available even when they are not currently highlighted.
  4. Later assignments add desk collisions and fan drift.
  5. The fluorescent light performs its own little crisis every 37 seconds.

Keyboard: Left and Right adjust aim. Up and Down adjust flick power. Space kicks.